I sat there innocently cleaning my gun

I swear that I didn't know it was loaded hun,

well I guess it's true, my IQ's 43

but why in the hell did you stand in front of me?

Hey I shot you babe, I shot you, babe

I polished the barrel and the sight at the rear

You asked was it safe? I said of course my dear,

and then I cleaned that safety catch jigger

should never have tried to polish that damn trigger

Hey I shot you babe, I shot you, babe

I saw blood...on your shirt

I thought: God, I bet that hurts

You weren't mad...but I suppose

that's only because...you were comatose...

I saw the hole, there in your guts

your last words to me were: "Baby you're a Putz"

I pulled your plug twas a hopeless case

we'll meet in heaven, and I'll say to your face

Hey I shot you babe, I shot you babe

I shot you coz I'm a redneck

I shot you but what the heck?

I shot you, I know it's a sin

But at least my rifle sights are in

I shot you and it makes me feel sick

How am I gonna find another chick?

I shot you last Friday night

Insurance paid up and I'm feeling all right

I shot you babe.

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