Walter stood in line to get a job at KFC

Holding tight a folder that contained his new CV,

Surely he would get a start, ambition in his eyes,

How much schooling can it take to overcook some fries?

Could he make the short list? That would be employment heaven,

Secret herbs and spices? He could count way past eleven!

He knew things like profit, how to push the garlic bread,

If they asked for water, talk 粗m into coke instead.

添es Miss, I will work weekends, and night shift holds no dramas,

I値l come in at any time, if needs be in pajamas!

Washing dirty dishes is just bliss for one like me,

I shall be Employee of the Month, just wait and see!

Sure, I値l sign agreements and I値l forgo all my rights,

Can稚 you see me at the oven, thawing chicken bites?

Wrapping Caesar Salad? Not a problem, I知 your man!

Give me chicken, lots of grease, and that huge frying pan!

Send me trucks of mashed potato, coleslaw frozen hard,

Happily I値l stack the freezers out there in the yard,

Hell, I won稚 give serviettes unless they ask me twice,

No, that痴 not a problem, I love cockroaches and mice.

Help me get through college, I値l do anything you say,

Search the bins for rolls uneaten, sugar thrown away,

Use the plastic plates again (if no one is around)

Even pick up chicken wings, discarded on the ground.

Now you see I知 bright and keen please find a place for me,

I know I値l be diligent and climb the corporate tree,

Soon I値l be a chicken chef, then Manager one day,

What? You wanted someone younger? Fine! I値l try Subway!

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