I love you when we wake up in the morning

I lay in bed and watch you while you’re dressing

Coz sometimes with your stretching, scratching, yawning

Your nightie rides right up, it’s such a blessing.

I love you when you’re cooking breakfast for me

Some waffles, bacon, two eggs over easy

You bend and stoop, pretending to ignore me

But I know that you’re really acting sleazy.

I love you hanging washing out to dry, dear

My special treat each Thursday, sometimes Mondays

Coz darling, when you reach up I just die here

And thank God that you don’t like wearing undies.

I love you watching late-night television

You fall asleep and snuggle in your white chair

I always need to make the big decision

To take you off to bed or take you right there.

I love you when we’re shopping in the food store

You reach to lift a product from the freezer

I sneak up from behind and with subdued roar

Deliver what you might say is a teaser.

I love you every day, 24 – 7

You feel you’re getting fat and old, what twaddle!

I love you coz I’m living in a heaven

To me you’ll always be a supermodel.

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