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  Funny Similes written by Australian poet Graeme King - an exercise in using words to create images, that turns out funny! ©kingpoetry2008.
 

AS FUNNY AS...
funny similes I thought up

as hot as a Husky in a sauna bath

 

as useless as a pogo stick to a scarecrow

 

as erratic as a two-dollar bill on a windy street

 

as sweet as a two-year-old's tea party

 

as out of place as a virgin at a mother's club

 

as embarrassed as a bald guy in a barber shop

 

as brown as a proctologist's fingernails

 

as lonely as a goldfish in a jam jar

 

as erect as a meerkat on viagra

 

as fat as a trumpet player's cheeks

 

as fast as a punk rock band's career

 

as rich as a fat chef's fruitcake

 

as flat as a run-over cat

 

as cold as a leopard's look

 

as funny as a blow-up elephant

 

as boring as a grandmother's photo album

 

as dry as a Biafran's armpit

 

as inept as an octopus on a motorbike

 

as popular as a Mexican at an Alamo remembers ceremony

 

as dubious as a Lithuanian weight-lifter

 

as bad-tempered as a Doberman with boils

 

as pathetic as a schoolgirl with a check book
 

as technological as a scientist mapping an Ipod's DNA

 

 as messy as a molting Wookie

 

 

Original pictures by Graeme King ©Kingpoetry2008  BACK to TOP

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