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  Funny Similes written by Australian poet Graeme King - an exercise in using words to create images, that turns out funny! ©kingpoetry2008.

funny similes I thought up

as hot as a Husky in a sauna bath


as useless as a pogo stick to a scarecrow


as erratic as a two-dollar bill on a windy street


as sweet as a two-year-old's tea party


as out of place as a virgin at a mother's club


as embarrassed as a bald guy in a barber shop


as brown as a proctologist's fingernails


as lonely as a goldfish in a jam jar


as erect as a meerkat on viagra


as fat as a trumpet player's cheeks


as fast as a punk rock band's career


as rich as a fat chef's fruitcake


as flat as a run-over cat


as cold as a leopard's look


as funny as a blow-up elephant


as boring as a grandmother's photo album


as dry as a Biafran's armpit


as inept as an octopus on a motorbike


as popular as a Mexican at an Alamo remembers ceremony


as dubious as a Lithuanian weight-lifter


as bad-tempered as a Doberman with boils


as pathetic as a schoolgirl with a check book

as technological as a scientist mapping an Ipod's DNA


 as messy as a molting Wookie



Original pictures by Graeme King ©Kingpoetry2008  BACK to TOP

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