Barry came around last night (my Sister's latest beau)

asked if I would like the cash to see a picture show,

gave me twenty bucks, ten minutes later made a squeak:

"Aren't you going to the pictures?" I said: "Yeah, next week!"

I don't know what happened then to make him such a grouch,

me and Sis and him were watching TV on the couch;

then she kissed him on the cheek and whispered: "Wait a while,

he will fall asleep real soon," I saw his lurid smile!

Though I tried real hard, I felt my eyelids close on me,

last thing that I saw was Barry's hand upon her knee!

Blimey! What was going on? I came awake with: "Why

must you exercise your hand upon my sister's thigh?"

Everybody thinks they know their family, for sure,

I thought Sis was innocent. and virginal and pure;

when I saw her hand drop in his lap I thought I'd choke,

luckily I had a weapon - half a can of coke!

Barry got embarrassed then, and turned an ugly red,

wow, you should have heard the things this ignoramus said!

that is when I realized that red meant he was mad...

both his hands around my throat - thank God, in walked my Dad!

Sis has gone all funny now, (and Barry's banned for life,)

spends a lot of time inside the bathroom with a knife;

Silly girl - the door is locked, but I can see it all,

Thank the Lord I had the sense to drill holes in the wall!

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