He was a wild colonial boy

Australian, full of guts

he led the cops a merry dance

and had ‘em by the nuts

The government was livid

the PM was heard to say:

“That bastard is embarrassing,

he’s worse than Triple J”

They thought they had him cornered,

up north of Narrabeen

he made his great escape, slipped through

with help from vaseline.

The church still talks about that boy

in reverence from the pulpit

A bloke who said quite truthfully:

“All Politicians Bullshit!”

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