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  The Ex-Wives Club - a scathingly funny poem by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2007.
 

THE EX-WIVES CLUB

 

 

Midlife, a jackknife, and now you’re an ex-wife and

Bibbety-bobbety-boo;

Crying and sighing you wish you were dying

Come here and get over the blue.

 

Smelling and spelling, the cauldron is welling and

Candles are burning anew;

Come, you are chosen, your past is now frozen

So bibbety-bobbety-boo.

 

Fiddle-dee, diddle-dee, men are so piddly

Bibbety-bobbety-boo;

Hitch up your britches and sing with us witches

A sisterhood waiting for you!

 

Rationing passion we fondle and fashion and

Paddle each other’s canoe;

Billing and cooing and dilling and doing

and bibbety-bobbety-boo.

 

Malice so callous, dear, drink from the chalice, say

Bibbety-bobbety-boo;

Let us incite and ignite all your spite for

He doesn’t know what we can brew.

 

Hocus and pocus and let your mind focus

You know what you want us to do;

Whittle committal, with hatred and spittle

And bibbety-bobbety-boo.

 

 

 

 

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