99 was worried, Max was looking rather ill,

so maybe he should not have tried the anti-Kaos pill?

yes, Lareby had said they needed time to test again,

but Max was having none of that and ate it there and then!

Still, everything was fine until he tried to drink a Coors,

the beer ran down in droplets, oozing out from Max's pores,

he grabbed his shoe phone, rang the Chief, and asked him "Hey what gives?

What's in those anti-Kaos pills has turned my pores to sieves!"

He drove into Control, it was the only place to go,

beneath the cone of silence they discussed his tale of woe,

he drank a glass of water in a bid to get relief,

it gushed from Max and hit the floor, "I'm sorry about that, Chief!"

The pretty 99 rushed in, his heart leapt in his throat,

"The rumor is that Kaos have produced an antidote!"

"I'll go and talk to Sigfried, even he can't be so cruel,

he owes me, when I spared his life that time we had a duel."

"I find that hard to credit," said the Chief," he's full of spite,"

"Well how about" said Max, "we had a water pistol fight?"

"But Max," exclaimed the female spy, "he wouldn't fight so fair,"

"Would you believe" asked Max "that we just pulled each other's hair?"

An hour later Max was knocking hard on Kaos' door,

then Sigfried opened up a touch "Well, what are you here for?"

"I've come to make a deal with you, you slimy gutter swill -

I'll give you all our secret plans if you give me the pill!"

Now, 99 was in the shadows, heard the two concur,

but surely Max would not betray Control, the Chief and her?

she tiptoed to the window and then peered inside the place,

the spy gave Max a yellow pill, and Max gave him a case.

"Oh No!" she cried, and rushed inside, "Don't do this to us, Max!"

"You really think I'd sell us out?" said Smart, "Come on, relax,

that case is full of recipes for chocolate ripple cake,"

"You tricked me," stated Sigfried, "now I'm glad that pill's a fake!"

"My gun is real!" said Max, and put the handcuffs on the spy,

the two then searched the office, 99 let out a cry:

"Oh Max, I found a red pill, throw the other in the bin,

cause this one's labeled: antidote - for letting good guys win."

"Of course!" said Max, "the old 'switch pills and kill the good guy' trick!

But thanks to you my sweetie, Sigfried now is in the nick,"

His girlfriend hugged him happily, then looked into his eyes,

"I think it's time we married and had lots of little spies..."

So Max and 99 were wed, she made a lovely bride,

that yellow pill was poison, and he would have quickly died,

"It missed me by that much," he said, and pledged her all his heart,

"I do," so Max got 99, and 99 got Smart!

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