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Wanda the witch, on
her broom
swept through the
town yelling "ZOOM!"
through a perchance
of luck
never heard the big
truck
and she zoomed on
her broom to her doom
A Halloween bash in
my street
was a night that
will never repeat
the spirits that
come
were tequila and
rum
and I ended up
drunk on my feet!
A werewolf was
skinny, a freak
with a huge gummy
grin he did speak
so, never eat French
coz, as well as the
stench
your teeth will
fall out in a week!
It must have been
midnight or more
yet there was a
knock on my door
now, it's far too
darn late
to play trick or
treat, mate
but a cute blonde
stood there - dial-a-whore.
I'm sorry, I know
it's my fault
my Halloween sins I
should halt
but the neighbours'
kids here
pissed me off for a
year
so I laced all
their candy with salt!
Dracula wailed to
the sky
"My job really
sucks" was his cry
"bloody paychecks
and I'm so sick of
necks
what I'd like is a
nice apple pie!"
An Egyptian prince
was a dummy
drank too much,
became a rummy
when the grim
reaper came
and called out his
name
he cried and he
wailed for his Mummy!
Yesterday I met a
priest
he was sitting
enjoying a feast
when I questioned
his conscience
he said "stuff and
nonsense"
and gave me the
sign of the beast
folks who hate
folks make me grin
they're such lovely
people within
we don't need
walpurgis
the truth it should
urge us
we're all
skeletons, covered with skin
Tricking and
treating's a prank
but somebody really
should thank
the Gods for the
candy
to dentists it's
dandy
they laugh all the
way to the bank!
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