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ALL poems, written contents and all original artwork on this site are by Graeme King, original, and copyright
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 These are some of my recent poems, for the complete list, see the categories on the left.

My talented friend Sal Nurrito has been putting my love poems to music, Hear his work HERE.

Another Sal Nurrito song just finished!

A poem about a cynical person who doesn't believe in anything: CYNIC.
A new environment poem for Solar Week SOLAR FLARE.
A free verse nature poem called
SPIDER WEB.
A funny poem about horse racing in Aussie bush poetry style,
THE RACES.
A nice poem for small children about a
TINY ELEPHANT.

  A funny dog poem for kids that I call
DOGGIE DREAMS.
 A new environment poem that asks the question: What about
NEXT TIME.
 A funny poem showing that you can't mix drinking with inventing:
MUTANT MOUSE.
A funny poem about an anti-nerd with computer problems:
OVERBYTE.
A new batch of funny limericks all about that damn family:
FUNNY SIMPSONS LIMERICKS.
A new nature poem about opening one's eyes to the day:
BAPTIZED BY NATURE.
A funny Easter poem with a message about greed:
RABBIT'S REVENGE.
A dark poem about a cruel hermit with anti-social tendencies:
MISTER MEANER
An irreligious poem about doubts and the afterlife:
TELL GOD HI.
Some new funny limericks about the world of TV:
FUNNY TELEVISION LIMERICKS.
My first new nature poem for a while:
FREE NATURE.
New funny limericks on green thumbs and flowers:
FUNNY GARDENING LIMERICKS.
A new funny irreverent poem about a church with a difference:
MASS DECEPTION.
A new category I decided on, since there was so many of them:
RELIGIOUS POEMS.
Some new funny limericks on all things computer and internet:
FUNNY COMPUTER LIMERICKS.
A serious poem about someone dying of cancer:
CALIFORNIA DREAM.
A dark poem for a change, all about the fires of Hell: ACROSS THE STYX.
A new environment poem about global warming:
FIRE AND RAIN.
I'm busy developing a site totally devoted to limericks. I promise to write soon!
Another batch of new funny limericks:
LORD OF THE RINGS LIMERICKS.
A tragic funny bad luck poem about a lucky number gone bad:
LUCKY.
A funny poem about CIA and cover-ups called
THE STILLBORN IDENTITY.
FA funny Christening poem, as Ronald becomes a Dad in
McCHRISTENING.
A huge bunch of brand new funny limericks, on all things Bond:
JAMES BOND 007 LIMERICKS.
A new conservation poem I call
CHOICES.
A funny poem about playing guitar and disaster:
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
A cheeky Irish poem, or call it a funny leprechaun poem:
S'NOT IRISH.
Something different, a video that a reader has made of my suicide poem:
FINALLY JUMPING.
Another big page of funny names on
FUNNY PEEPLE 6.
A new conservation poem with social comment:
IF I WERE GOD.
A funny poem having some fun with Chinese names:
WOE IS MEE.
A little free verse poem:
WALKING UP THE STAIRS BACKWARDS.
Terrible accusations in the office in a funny poem
TERMS OF OFFICE.
A funny poem about the blue movie industry:
HARDCORE.
A new conservation poem I call
RINGSIDE.
A satirical bite at the world economic crisis in a funny poem called:
e-CON-omy.
A funny fishing poem about boats and batteries:
POWER TRIP.
A funny poem about cleaners and toilets:
FLOOR SHOW.
A funny poem about shonky mechanics and auto parts:
HAVE A FIT.
A winter poem for my friends in the north, in flash:
FOUR SEASONS.
A new funny Christmas poem with Santa and his reindeer:
SLEIGHED.
A funny poem about servants and union agreements:
SLAVE DRIVER.
A funny rock and roll poem about putting on a gig I call:
SHOW OFF.
Some new funny limericks, this time all things circus: FUNNY CIRCUS LIMERICKS.
I wrote and recorded a Christmas love song, hear it here:
I WANNA BE YOUR SANTA.
A nostalgic and funny look at our old cowboy heroes and today's mutants:
EX-MEN.
A naughty romp with authors in the library, in a funny poem I call
A NOVEL ROMANCE.
Another page of phonetic funny names with
PEEPLE 5.
A funny poem about borrowing
A LOAN AGAIN.
A new funny Christmas poem I call
SANTACLAUS.COM
A funny poem about the barter system:
TRICKS OF THE TRADE.
A new batch of funny limericks, all about war:
FUNNY ARMY LIMERICKS.
A funny poem to mark the Presidential election: HOPE AND GLORY.
My first funny Christmas poem for 2008, a parody:
CHRISTMAS in the HOSPITAL.
A funny spooky poem that kids will love:
HAUNTED HOUSE.
I wrote a new sonnet, a climate change poem I call
IF RIVERS TURNED RED
A rather silly animal poem for fun:
LOCOWEED.
A funny animal poem about teaching:
THE HOARSE WHISPERER.
A new Halloween poem called
HALLOWEEK!
I wrote a strange short story set in futurespeak language (adult content)
WOWBABES.
Another funny poem about Alzheimer's:
PERFECT.
A funny school poem about maths and arithmetic:
SUM DUMB BUM.
A funny fishing poem:
BAIT SHOP BLUES.
A funny new-age love poem with a twist
YUPPY LOVE.
Back from holidays with a funny outer space poem:
UPWARDLY MOBILE.
A funny golf poem about golf and growing old:
EAGLE EYE.
A funny poem about computers, hoboes and earthquakes:
HOBOSOFT.
A funny kids poem about swamp life with a moral:
DAVID DUCK.
A new picture and its serious poem about terrorism:
THOUGHTS AND CROSSES.
A conservation poem asking
PROBING QUESTIONS.
A sarcastic poem taking a swipe at Wall Street and the economic crisis:
HUMPTY-DUMPTY.
A new page of funny limericks about fishing:
FUNNY FISHING LIMERICKS 2.
It's that time of year again, for my
HALLOWEEN POEMS.
A funny poem about superstitions and religion:
LUCK OF THE DEVIL.
A funny poem taking a poke at the British royal family:
A NARKY POEM.
A new slant on a fairy tale with a funny dopey poem:
JOCK AND THE BEANSTALK.
A political satire poem about the economy:
FREDDIE MAC and FANNIE MAE.
A silly, funny poem about asian cooking and accents:
ASIAN LECIPE.
A modern-day religious poem:
GAMBLING WITH GOD.
A tongue-in-cheek look at poetry, critics and recitals, mixed with sex:
POETRY LOVER.
A funny poem about alcohol and award nights:
THE DEVIL'S FORSKIN.
After a week sick in bed, an environment poem:
OBAMANIPULATED.
A funny poem set in church:
THE PREACHER.
I combined rapper emcees with Olympics and got a funny poem: the
HIP HOPTATHLON.
Another funny Olympics poem, set in the gymnastics event:
BUNGLE GYM.
For a funny Olympics, a funny Olympic Games poem:
MARATHON MAN.
A funny birthday poem I wrote for a friend's birthday on Sunday:
FORTY.
Got Olympics fever? Try my funny
HO HOLYMPICS.
Don't forget my funny
OLYMPIC GAMES LIMERICKS.
A naughty play poster using funny Peeple (not for children)
CUMMALOT.
Funny poems this week! A funny wedding poem
DOOM and GROOM.
A funny party poem about a rather strange
PARTY.
More fun with funny names, another page full of funny
PEEPLE.
A funny poem about Homer Simpson meeting Christopher Robin:
HOMER J. ROBIN.
A serious free-verse poem about the misery of writing
POETRY.
An irreverent funny family poem:
GRANDMA.
I wrote a bereavement poem for the friend I lost last week:
SHINE.
A new flash version of my environmental poem
ARBOR TRAITION.
 call it a green, environment-friendly anti-whaling love poem:
WHALE TALE.
A very deep rhyming love poem I call
TWO.
A funny poem about saving the whales:
GREEN.
A funny garden poem, about a sad
VENUS FLY TRAP.
Apologies to my regular visitors I've been away for a couple of weeks.
A strange poem about a strange guy:
MERCURY.
Three more funny haikus in
HAIKARTOONS.
A funny silly poem about (of all things) worms in the hair!
WORMISILLY.
A funny kids poem about frogs:
WARTS 'n ALL.
A naughty, funny little poem about gift-buying:
WEDDING BELLE BLUES.
A funny cyber poem where the bits and bytes bite back!
GAME BOY.
A free verse poem describing the coldness of war in
SOLDIER.
A funny tongue-twister poem:
OVER-ATED.
Back into it with a funny Aussie bush poem:
KANGAROO BLUES.
Some new funny limericks about car makes:
CARS LIMERICKS.
A free verse poem looking at disillusionment:
PUMPKIN SEEDS.
Western fun in a funny cowboy poem that I'll record in a song:
COWBOY BLUES.
A nature poem about Papua New Guinea:
NEW GUINEA DREAMING or its PICTURE POEM.
A funny navy poem called
STEERAGE.
A funny poem about taking stuff for granted:
SEVERANCE PAYOUT.
Six new funny haikus in comic strip form
HAIKARTOONS.
A war hero poem in Dique form:
HERO
A funny poem about a bad choice of room-mate:
ALTAR'D PERCEPTION.
A funny flash phone call I did between George Bush and Maxwell Smart: CONTROLLED KAOS.
A naughty love poem called
INNUENDO.
A form poem of the Dique variety:
THE STING.
I finished the re-make of
INSIDE YOU. Got it under 3mb.
I converted a PPS to flash of my love fantasy poem
INSIDE YOU. I'm trying to get the size down.
More funny wedding limericks
WEDDING LIMERICKS 2.
 A funny fishing poem:
A FISHY TALE.
An inspirational poem I did in flash:
YOU ARE.
A funny poem about guns and a born loser:
ARMLESS.
Another flash poem about temptation:
MERMAID.
A flash poem presentation of my romantic poem:
TIME.
A serious poem about religion and belief:
BAPTISM.
A funny poem about a
TOUGH GUY.
A new flash poem presentation of my love poem:
MAGIC.
A funny poem about a hare and a bear and a genie:
A GRIZZLY TALE.
Today some new funny limericks, all about cartoon shows from way back
CARTOON LIMERICKS.
A free verse poem about life using
STATEMENTS OF FACT.
A funny alien poem with an environment message:
SAUCERY.
A dark humor poem about a man and his pets:
FOR PET'S SAKE!
A funny cat poem with a pirate flavor:
MR. SMEE AND ME.
A funny insect poem about the Insect Academy Award Night:
BEETLEMANIA.
A funny ribald poem about free beer:
PUB CRAWL. A free verse Egyptian poem: KHAMSIN.
A funny, silly poem about people and food:
INGREEDIENCE.
Two more pages of funny names:
FUNNY PEEPLE2 and FUNNY PEEPLE3.
A funny poem about what could be every man's dream:
CRUISE CONTROL.
A serious free verse poem about writing poetry:
SKIRMISH.
A funny poem about sex and dating:
OUT-DATED. A new romantic love poem: FEEL.
A funny poem set in Hades with the Devil:
IN THE PIT.
A new Australian bush poem, a funny story from a bush pub:
BUSH COCKTALE.
I wrote some new plots for some famous movies:
FUNNY MOVIE PLOTS.
A new environment poem about fruit and farming:
SQUEEZED OUT.
New funny limericks today, some
FUNNY BIRD LIMERICKS.
A funny poem set in Greece blending olives and Parkinsons disease:
THE ILLIAD.
A funny technology poem that saves the planet
SILLYCONE CHIP. A new sweet kids poem CANDY WARS.
Today I wrote a batch of funny similes. I call them
AS FUNNY AS...
A new one in my set of kids poems about transport:
AMBULANCE.
Can you pick the characters in
RAVE
A cynical serious look at
A DAY IN THE LIFE.

More fun with Cecil and Big Derek in a funny army poem:
ON PARADE.
A dark love poem today, I call it
ADAGE.
Fun at the racetrack with a funny poem:
THE TIPSY GIPSY.
Today, a nature poem with an Australian flavor:
BILLABONG.
A funny poem about the technology of mobile phones:
HARD CELL.
 A new funny kids poem about
BERTIE THE BEAR.
A dozen new original funny limericks, all about brides and grooms:
WEDDING LIMERICKS.
Fun at the race track with a funny horse poem:
UPPER CUT
Nostalgia and fun in a funny animal poem:
HEAVY PETTING.
I was playing with funny names and descriptions and got
FUNNY PEEPLE.
A killer punch line makes a sexy funny poem
THREE LITTLE WORDS.
A dark nature poem today. Lost in the desert in
CARAVAN.
Fun with a pets poem in
PARROT TALK.
A little exercise in phonetics in a funny wicked witch poem:
WAILIE-TAILIE.
A funny poem about train tracks and their history:
HISTORY'S TRACKS
A batch of all new
PIRATE LIMERICKS.
A special love poem for Valentines Day:
VALENTINE SONNET. Days of our Romans, a funny poem about sex and gossip: GOSSIPUS MAXIMUS.
A funny poem today, more adventures of Cecil and Big Derek trying baseball:
MIDFIELD CRISIS.
Three new
HAIKARTOONS.
I wrote some Valentine Haikus you can send out. Some funny, some nice.
VALENTINE HAIKUS.
A funny legal poem today:
JUDGE DREAD.
Today I wrote a funny poem about paranoia. It's a multiple acrostic called
MURDER.
Two free verse love poems:
GALAXY and SCI-FI.
Some more funny haikus:
HAIKARTOONS 4
A funny medical poem in the doctor's office:
BLOODY HELL.
A bunch of new funny limericks all about school days:
SCHOOL LIMERICKS.
A naughtily funny poem about a man's dream job:
ON THE JOB.
Fun when Cecil and Big Derek visit the fair in
BEAU DEREK.
 New limericks, all about musical instruments
MUSIC LIMERICKS.
 Some more funny haikus in
HAIKARTOONS.
 A funny cowboy poem that is a sequel to Men's Business:
STAG PARTY.
 A love poem:
MIST. Some Haikus in a comic strip format. I call them HAIKARTOONS.
 A global warming poem:
TIME and TIDE.
I wrote some new
VALENTINES DAY LIMERICKS. A funny gladiator poem HUNKUS HUMUNGUS.
A recipe for laughs in
COLIN'S KITCHEN. Some new funny limericks about HOBOES.
 A funny cowboy poem
MEN'S BUSINESS.
 Serious environmental
QUESTIONS.
A funny cyber poem about robots:
ROBOTVILLE.
 A poem about ambition:
HIGH HOPES
A Welsh Conachlonn in flash:
DEAR JOHN. Funny stuff with MOWED DOWN.
My first Aussie funny bush poem for a while:
UP THE CREEK.
A silly, funny animal poem today, great for kids
: HULLABALOO at the ZOO.
I was in a strange mood today, and wrote a poem about
NOTHING
A new stonnet:
RUNNING BEAR
A funny poem about the Stock Market:
SHARE and SHARE ALIKE.
A funny poem about spending:
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES. ENJOY!

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