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2008
Sept 07:
A modern religious poem:
GAMBLING WITH GOD.
Sept 04:
A tongue-in-cheek look at poetry, critics and
recitals, mixed with sex:
POETRY LOVER.
Sept 02: A
funny poem about alcohol and award nights:
THE DEVIL'S FORSKIN.
Aug 26:
After a week sick in bed, an environment poem:
OBAMANIPULATED.
Aug 20:
A funny poem set in church:
THE PREACHER.
Aug 16:
I combined rapper emcees with Olympics and got a
funny poem: the HIP
HOPTATHLON.
Aug 15:
Another funny Olympics poem, set in the gymnastics
event: BUNGLE GYM.
Aug 14:
For a funny Olympics, a funny Olympic Games poem:
MARATHON MAN.
Aug 12:
A funny birthday poem I wrote for a friend's
birthday on Sunday: FORTY.
Aug 10:
Got Olympics fever? Try my funny
HO HOLYMPICS.
Aug 10:
Don't forget my funny
OLYMPIC GAMES LIMERICKS.
Aug 10: A naughty play poster using
funny Peeple (not for children)
CUMMALOT.
Aug 09:
Funny poems this week! A funny wedding poem
DOOM and GROOM.
Aug 07:
A funny party poem about a rather strange
PARTY.
Aug 04:
More fun with funny names, another page full of
funny PEEPLE.
Aug 02:
A funny poem about Homer Simpson meeting
Christopher Robin: HOMER J.
ROBIN.
Aug 01: A serious
free-verse poem about the misery of writing
POETRY.
July 31:
An irreverent funny family poem:
GRANDMA.
July 30:
I wrote a bereavement poem for the friend I lost last week:
SHINE.
July 26:
A new flash version of my environmental poem
ARBOR TRAITION.
July 25:
I call it a green, environment-friendly anti-whaling love poem:
WHALE TALE.
July 24:
A very deep rhyming love poem I call
TWO.
July 23:
A funny poem about saving the whales:
GREEN.
July 22:
A funny garden poem, about a sad
VENUS FLY TRAP.
July 22:
Apologies to my regular visitors I've been away for a couple of weeks.
July 11:
A strange poem about a strange guy:
MERCURY.
July 02:
Three more funny haikus in
HAIKARTOONS.
June 29:
A funny silly poem about (of all things) worms in the hair!
WORMISILLY.
June 22:
A funny kids poem about frogs:
WARTS 'n ALL.
June 21:
A naughty, funny little poem about gift-buying:
WEDDING BELLE BLUES.
June 17:
A funny cyber poem where the bits and bytes bite back!
GAME BOY.
June 14:
A free verse poem describing the coldness of war in
SOLDIER.
June 07:
A funny tongue-twister poem:
OVER-ATED.
June 06:
Back into it with a funny Aussie bush poem:
KANGAROO BLUES.
May 29:
Some new funny limericks about car makes:
CARS LIMERICKS.
May 28:
A free verse poem looking at disillusionment:
PUMPKIN SEEDS.
May 24:
Western fun in a funny cowboy poem that I'll record in a song:
COWBOY BLUES.
May 23:
A nature poem about Papua New Guinea:
NEW GUINEA DREAMING or its
PICTURE POEM.
May 22:
A funny navy poem called
STEERAGE.
May 21:
A funny poem about taking stuff for granted:
SEVERANCE PAYOUT.
May 19:
Six new funny haikus in comic strip form
HAIKARTOONS.
May 18:
A war hero poem in Dique form:
HERO
May 16:
A funny poem about a bad choice of room-mate:
ALTAR'D PERCEPTION.
May 14:
A funny flash phone call I did between George Bush and Maxwell Smart:
CONTROLLED KAOS.
May 13:
A naughty love poem called
INNUENDO.
May 13:
A form poem of the Dique variety:
THE STING.
May 10:
I finished the re-make of
INSIDE YOU.
Got it under 3mb.
May 08:
I converted a PPS to flash of my love fantasy poem
INSIDE YOU.
I'm trying to get the size down.
May 08:
More funny wedding limericks
WEDDING LIMERICKS 2.
May 07:
A funny fishing poem: A
FISHY TALE.
May 05:
An inspirational poem I did in flash:
YOU ARE.
May 04:
A funny poem about guns and a born loser:
ARMLESS.
May 03:
Another flash poem about temptation:
MERMAID.
May 01:
A flash poem presentation of my romantic poem:
TIME.
May 01:
A serious poem about religion and belief:
BAPTISM.
April 30:
A funny poem about a
TOUGH GUY.
April 28:
A new flash poem presentation of my love poem:
MAGIC.
April 24:
A funny poem about a hare and a bear and a genie:
A GRIZZLY TALE.
April 22:
Today some new funny limericks, all about
cartoon shows from way back
CARTOON LIMERICKS.
April 21:
A free verse poem about life using
STATEMENTS OF FACT.
April
20:
A funny alien poem with an environment message:
SAUCERY.
April 16:
A dark humor poem about a man and his pets:
FOR PET'S SAKE!
I started a rating system so I can
find what kind of poems you prefer. Please give a rating wherever you
come across the rating stars.
April 13:
A funny cat poem with a pirate flavor:
MR. SMEE AND ME.
April 12: A funny insect poem about the
Insect Academy Award Night:
BEETLEMANIA.
April 10: A funny ribald poem about
free beer:
PUB CRAWL.
A free verse Egyptian poem:
KHAMSIN.
April 04:
A funny, silly poem about people and food:
INGREEDIENCE.
April 02:
Two more pages of funny names:
FUNNY PEEPLE2
and
FUNNY PEEPLE3.
April 01:
A funny poem about what could be every man's
dream: CRUISE
CONTROL.
March 31: I decided to write a series of weekly animal poems
about a family of penguins that find adventure on a desert island. The
series is called:
PENGUIN FAMILY ROBINSON.
March 29: A serious free verse poem about writing poetry:
SKIRMISH.
March 28: A funny poem about sex and dating:
OUT-DATED. A new
romantic love poem:
FEEL.
March 27: A funny poem set in Hades with the Devil:
IN THE PIT.
March 26: A new Australian bush poem, a funny story from a
bush pub:
BUSH COCKTALE.
March 25: I wrote some new plots for some famous movies:
FUNNY MOVIE PLOTS.
March 24: A new environment poem about fruit and farming:
SQUEEZED OUT.
March 22: New funny limericks today, some
FUNNY BIRD LIMERICKS.
March 21: A funny poem set in Greece blending olives and
Parkinsons disease:
THE
ILLIAD.
March 20: A funny technology poem that saves the planet
SILLYCONE CHIP.
A new sweet kids poem
CANDY WARS.
March 17: Today I wrote a batch of funny similes. I call
them
AS FUNNY AS...
March 14: A new one in my set of kids poems about transport:
AMBULANCE. Can
you pick the characters in
RAVE.
A cynical serious look at
A DAY IN THE LIFE.
March 13: More fun with Cecil and Big Derek in a funny army
poem:
ON PARADE.
March 12: A dark love poem today, I call it
ADAGE.
March 10: Fun at the racetrack with a funny
poem:
THE TIPSY GIPSY.
March 08: Today, a nature poem with an Australian flavor:
BILLABONG.
March 07: A funny poem about the technology of mobile
phones:
HARD CELL.
March 05: A new category:
ANIMAL POEMS. A new funny kids poem
about
BERTIE THE BEAR.
March 02: A dozen new
original funny limericks, all about brides and grooms:
WEDDING LIMERICKS.
February 29:
Fun at the race track with a funny horse poem:
UPPER CUT
February 28:
Nostalgia and fun in a funny animal poem:
HEAVY PETTING.
February 27:
I was playing with funny names and descriptions and got
FUNNY PEEPLE.
February 26:
A killer punch line makes a sexy funny poem
THREE LITTLE WORDS.
February 24:
A dark nature poem today. Lost in the desert in
CARAVAN.
February 23:
Fun with a pets poem in
PARROT TALK.
February 22:
A little exercise in phonetics in a funny wicked witch poem:
WAILIE-TAILIE.
February 18:
A funny poem about train tracks and their history:
HISTORY'S TRACKS
February 17:
A batch of all new
PIRATE
LIMERICKS.
February 14:
A special love poem for Valentines Day:
VALENTINE SONNET.
Days of our Romans, a funny poem about sex and gossip:
GOSSIPUS MAXIMUS.
February 13:
A funny poem today, more adventures of Cecil and Big Derek trying
baseball:
MIDFIELD
CRISIS.
February 12:
Three new
HAIKARTOONS.
February 10:
I wrote some Valentine Haikus you can send out. Some funny, some nice.
VALENTINE HAIKUS.
February 09:
A funny legal poem today:
JUDGE DREAD.
February 07:
Today I wrote a funny poem about paranoia. It's a multiple acrostic
called
MURDER.
February 06:
Two free verse love poems:
GALAXY and
SCI-FI.
February 05:
Some more funny haikus:
HAIKARTOONS 4
February 04:
A funny medical poem in the doctor's office:
BLOODY HELL.
February 02:
A bunch of new funny limericks all about school days:
SCHOOL LIMERICKS.
February 01:
A naughtily funny poem about a man's dream job:
ON THE JOB.
January 30:
Fun when Cecil and Big Derek visit the fair in
BEAU DEREK.
January 27:
New limericks, all about musical instruments
MUSIC LIMERICKS.
January 26:
Some more funny haikus in
HAIKARTOONS.
January 25:
A funny cowboy poem that is a sequel to Men's Business:
STAG PARTY.
January 24:
A love poem:
MIST.
Some Haikus in
a comic strip format. I call them
HAIKARTOONS.
January 22:
A global warming poem:
TIME and TIDE.
January 22:
I wrote some new
VALENTINES DAY
LIMERICKS. A funny gladiator poem
HUNKUS HUMUNGUS.
January 21:
A recipe for laughs in
COLIN'S
KITCHEN.
Some new funny
limericks about
HOBOES.
January 19:
A funny cowboy poem
MEN'S
BUSINESS.
January 18:
Serious environmental
QUESTIONS.
January 17:
A funny cyber poem about robots:
ROBOTVILLE.
January 14:
A poem about ambition:
HIGH HOPES
January 13:
A Welsh Conachlonn in flash:
DEAR JOHN. Funny stuff with
MOWED DOWN.
January 12:
My first Aussie funny bush poem for a while:
UP THE CREEK.
January 11:
A silly, funny animal poem today, great for kids:
HULLABALOO at the ZOO.
January 06:
I was in a strange mood today, and wrote a poem about
NOTHING
January 05:
A new stonnet:
RUNNING BEAR
January 02:
A funny poem about the Stock Market:
SHARE and SHARE ALIKE.
January 01:
A funny poem about spending:
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES.
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