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  Inventors funny poem by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2007.
 

INVENTORS

 

The wheel affords mobility

to peasants and nobility

the shining light of history’s inventions;

did some astute Neanderthal

watch rounded rocks rotate and fall

and figure things of friction, shapes and tensions?

 

If only Thomas Edison

had studied hard in medicine

the common cold would hold no dread for millions;

if Alex Bell and Gutenberg

had met than surely MS Word

would not have netted Gates those megasquillions.

 

If Colt, Nobel and Remington

had teamed up down in Bloomington

and made a gun that killed a race completely,

then modern world’s harmonium

would never need plutonium

the Curies could have killed disease discreetly.

 

We thank Yale for security

whilst living in obscurity

he gambled on how paranoid the nation;

now criminals felonious

will find themselves erroneous

unless they have a cryptic combination.

 

Was Doubleday pragmatical?

or simply on sabbatical

to come up with a game of bats and pitchers;

then Baird with due intensity

could see the viewing density

it they could see it now they’d be in stitches!

 

Marconi, Otis, Davenport

all dreamt outside the normal thought

yet all had their detractors and decriers;

be open-minded, that is clear

and soar into the stratosphere

invent something – there’s seven billion buyers!

 

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