My sister had a weekend trip with school, to some old lake,

not bad - for someone Gothic, boring, acne'd and a flake!

The bus roared off with purple smoke suspended in the air,

as outwardly I smiled goodbye, but really didn't care.

I broke into her room that very day and had a ball,

I tied knots in her undies and drew hearts upon her wall,

then found a heap of "love you" notes and flushed 'em down the loo,

a fireplace - her diary - hell, I had a barbeque!

I fed her goldfish cooking sherry, should have seen them spin!

Then found her punkie CD's and I scratched 'em with a grin,

some honey in the pockets of her brand new winter coat,

she'd left her IPod - I discovered - IPods cannot float...

I shoved glass in her pillow and I trashed her yahoo mail,

then underneath her bed I hid a rancid lobster tail,

as I re-locked her door, I thought the day was not half bad -

A payback for that time she'd shown my pack of smokes to Dad!!!

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