Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?

Out turning tricks and I feel like a Queen

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there?

I scammed an old guy who thinks that I care

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did he buy?

A ring with a diamond as big as your eye

Pussy cat, pussy cat, why do you smile?

This very Sunday we’ll walk down the aisle

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what’s in your eyes?

The gleam of my wealth when the old bastard dies

Pussy cat, pussy cat, why twitch your tail?

I’m putting some wind in the old lecher’s sail

Hickory dickory dock

A mouse ran round the block

He was mugged and molested

Raped and arrested

And all before seven o'clock!

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Contemplating his life

Wrote "bye" on the walls

Then cut off his balls

Immediately ending his life

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
All the world knows who you are
Caught on camera with that guy
Everyone thought you were shy!
Sponsors now are waving 'bye
Too late now for you to cry,
Had your chance and went too far
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.