Hello there, it's Intestine and I wished to say hello,

Us unimportant vital bits have feelings too, you know;

Oh yes, I've heard the hype about the famous Lungs and Hearts,

but now and then please spare a thought for minor body parts!

Now there's my mate, the Pancreas, important stuff does he,

He never starred on House, E.R. or Grey's Anatomy;

And what of poor Appendix? He's been slandered now for years!

We organs have some feelings - would you want old Spleen in tears?

Not once have I seen Duodenum ever crack a smile,

And your mistreatment may have filled that frowning Duct with Bile;

Your kidneys, Liver - yes I know, they're mentioned all the time,

but not one thought for Colon - it's a Hippocratic crime!

So spare no thought for processing, just stuff food in your mouth,

Cause I'm the sap who has the job of sending it down South;

And what if I declared a strike and shut your backdoor drain?

Your lungs and Heart could breathe and beat, but all would be in vain.

I'm always  sick of being shunned, I feel so underneath,

And never have you cleaned me, yet each day you brush your teeth;

I'm sat upon, forgotten, as you sit upon your loo,

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