Dear Sir or Dearest Madam, I'm so sorry 'bout your car...

I backed out from my parking spot and must have gone too far;

It seems my tow bar's crashed into your Saab and smashed the light,

I hope you get back early, coz you'd best not drive at night.

A little crowd is watching me, they heard the crunching sound,

And some of them have seen the fluid running on the ground;

I must have holed your radiator, man that's rotten luck,

And my machine is perfect, lucky me, I drive a truck!

The European bits are so expensive to replace,

How I wish that I'd be here, I'd love to see your face;

It's not that I'm a sadist, it was just an accident,

A pity it will cost you heaps, and I won't spend a cent!

I 'm running rather late or I'd have cleaned the road for you,

I guess you'll need a fender, and your bonnet's buckled, too;

You'll probably be angry when you see the mangled mess,

And then you'll see this note, and think I've left you my address!

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