glared down at his congregation,
and my sisters, hear the word!”
was harsh and filled with remonstration:
believe some sinning has occurred!
there’s been some he-ing and a-she-ing,
something that this church will not allow,
I don’t want
no debate or disagreeing,
been into that – you’d best go now!”
was filled with doubt and much tut-tutting,
as over half
the room walked out the door!
raised his hand “No ifs or butting,
and my sisters – there is more!
it has come to my attention
and a-he-ing’s going on,
arguments, excuses or dissention,
involved in that, we want you gone!”
single man then left the chapel,
sitting in the empty pews,
some of you have bit the apple,
and a-she-ing’s in the news!
forsake the church and do things your way,
involved must stand up now and go,”
and all the
women filed out of the doorway,
young Rastus in the second row.
“Just me and
you, young man, I hope you’re seeing
of sin!” The boy looked up in fear:
you get to me-ing and a-me-ing,
I gotta tell
ya Boss, I’se outta here!”
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