I need doctors and sedation

my bowels don't work I lose control

a darkened creeping down my pants leg

jeez I'm glad I made it home

Oh Jesus, I'm glad I made it home

on I crawl and leave another shitty slick in the hall.

How I wish for constipation

I never make the toilet bowl

from my dark chasm comes a streaming

my stomach spasms and I moan

Oh Jesus, I've splashed it on the phone

on I crawl and leave another shitty slick in the hall.

I need pills and medication

my hallway carpet's black as coal

but doctors cannot stand the stinking

so my condition is unknown

Oh Jesus, my arse is a trombone

on I crawl and leave another shitty slick in the hall.
 

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