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  Trevor the Trapdoor Spider story by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2008.
 

TREVOR THE TRAPDOOR SPIDER 

 

Trevor the Trapdoor Spider lived in the garden, in a hole in the ground. So he hated it when it rained, because he got wet, and cold, and sad.

One morning, after a terribly rainy night, he made up his mind, packed his bag, and headed off across the garden. He was going into the house!

He’d only gone a few feet when a huge black shadow loomed over him. He looked up, and only in the nick of time ducked under a hibiscus, which saved his life. From now on, he had to be more careful.

He resumed his trek for the house then, suddenly a squealing noise came out of nowhere, AND a shadow. Trevor turned around, and just dodged a bicycle wheel as it sped across the lawn. That was close…

He crept from plant to plant, and stayed under cover until he reached the porch. Just as he was about to head under the door, he heard a noise:

“Pssssst…” Trevor looked around.

“Pssssst…over here, it’s Oscar!” He looked over and saw a small golden orb spider hiding in the door frame. Trevor walked over cautiously.

“Where are you going? Are you crazy?” asked Oscar.

“I’m heading inside” said Trevor, “Where it never rains.”

“You’ll be sorry” said Oscar, “You belong outside.”

Trevor went in under the door. Hey! He didn’t need advice from a golden orb! Sheesh… they weren’t even poisonous!

He looked around the room, and marveled at the thick carpet, the wonderful furniture, and…a television! This was where he belonged!

“Pssssst…” Trevor looked around.

“Pssssst…over here, it’s Dave!” He saw a daddy longlegs in the cornice behind the window. Trevor walked over cautiously.

“Where are you going? Are you crazy?” asked Dave. “These people have shoes, rolled-up newspapers, even poison gas! And if you’re really unlucky the kid’ll catch you and take you to school in a jar!”

Trevor smirked. “Hey, I’m a deadly poisonous trapdoor spider, and these people can’t mess with me!”

At that instant, the door opened, and a huge boot squished Trevor into the plush carpet. He was a goner.

“OK” said Dave, slipping under the front door, “That’s the last straw! I’m heading out into the garden where it’s safe!

Oscar, the golden orb spider, saw him walk down the garden path. He shook his head sadly... “You belong inside…”

 

Original pictures by Graeme King ©Kingpoetry2008  BACK to TOP

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