Well you join the boys gathered round today,

in front of the town milk bar;

coz the Mayor's young daughter's found a place to park,

she's about to get out of her car;

and people cannot understand it,

or figure out what the motives are...

and they can see no reason,

but there's one good reason,

why they need to be where they are, Ooo Oooooh

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

and she's cute - to this young bunch of clowns.

Now the traffic stops as her car door pops

and across the seat she slides;

It's a perfect view and she smiles at you

and you can't believe your own eyes;

and people cannot understand it

why you call this town Paradise...

coz they can see no reason,

but there's one good reason,

what reason makes the boys all sigh, Ooo Oooooh

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

and she's cute - the best in this whole town.

She always drives to town when the boys are around

and she takes a long time to alight;

but they wait like this for that moment of bliss,

it keeps them awake at night;

and then she walks past lightly like a sweet Aphrodite

and you wonder why your pants are so tight...

but they can see no reason,

and there's one good reason,

what reason do you need, it's right, Ooo Oooooh

Well you walk home pleased with your shaking knees

coz her skirt was much shorter today;

and you go to bed early with your mind on the girlie,

and in dreams you get your way;

your mother doesn't understand it,

coz she always thought you were gay;

but she can see no reason,

and there's one good reason,

it's a game that you like to play, Ooo Oooooh

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

(tell me why) She don't wear undies

and she's cute - from the neckline on down.

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